Just overhead someone describing their friend as “he’s on some sort of fuckin…. plant taste diet! !!” 1 hour ago
Cop looks so mad and he points at his shoulder and goes “I’m Police” and the doordash guy is like… “so can I use th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 20 hours ago
1am and I’m in a&w and there’s a cop who looks about 24 just staring me down. Looks like he’s just got his uniform… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 20 hours ago
At London Drugs today, a kid buying cigarettes is asked what kind he wants. “Actually this is my first time buying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 21 hours ago
just saw a mom recording a video of her kid telling people to wear a mask but he’s not wearing a mask and she’s hol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago

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