Twitter!
- @josiahhughes You’ve destroyed the algorithm because it can’t tell if you’re a 15 year old machine gun kelly fan or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 minutes ago
- Just overhead someone describing their friend as “he’s on some sort of fuckin…. plant taste diet! !!” 2 hours ago
- Cop looks so mad and he points at his shoulder and goes “I’m Police” and the doordash guy is like… “so can I use th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 21 hours ago
- 1am and I’m in a&w and there’s a cop who looks about 24 just staring me down. Looks like he’s just got his uniform… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 21 hours ago
- At London Drugs today, a kid buying cigarettes is asked what kind he wants. “Actually this is my first time buying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 22 hours ago
